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Our roomie Keady is Irish like Spring
Can’t get in her pants cuz she wears a promising ring
White like Casper, & she stays repping Queens 
Studying Biology because she likes them genes
Funny how she thinks she’s the smartest of us all
But don’t get scared when she blends into the wall.
She’s into rap, her favorite rapper’s Yeezy
Only for him she would act sleezy 
Let’s end the rap with Cindy
She has a stuffed giraffe 
His name is Matthew 
He’s her better half.
As you can see, she’s short and petite 
Can’t take her anywhere without a car seat. 
She loves her Arizona Green Tea
But not more than going on a shopping spree. 
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Suite 322, you know how we do. 
Come to class, we about to school you.
